Papa hated liverwurst and ordered it just to cuss.
To plant his flag in the restaurant.
To watch the waiter tremble before Caesar one moment
and beg for a tale of conquest the next.
To add bitters to a saccharine postwar day.
Profanity converted Papa’s war stories to technicolor.
Shit minted wings. Damn made aces. Bullshit
and he became Patton in a newsreel—three stars,
two ivory revolvers, and a dozen bullets for Hitler.
Four-letter words whispered to the cat at breakfast.
Five-alarm swears at the Thanksgiving turkey.
Blasphemy showers like a ticker tape parade.
Papa hated liverwurst and ordered it just to cuss.
Image: US Marine Corps Grumman TBM-3 Avenger by Ronnie Bell licensed under CC 2.0.
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